A side perk to my job.

[Dave Gray]

For those of you not in the know, I'm in Internet marketing.  Part of my job is finding a list of appropriate keywords for which to market.  We use a program called wordtracker to help us find what people are searching for.

The way it works is that you put in something general, and it returns with a related list of actual searches.  You can then tell which words are the best to go after.

People are freaks.

Every time I run a report, I end up finding some pretty weird searches.

Today, I was doing a report for a fertility clinic that works with lesbian couples.  ...so I start with the term "lesbian mothers".

Along with most of the normal searches you'd expect, I got these:
   watch lesbian mothers have sex
   watch lesbian mothers have sex with there dauthers friends
...and my personal favorite
   lesbian sisters eating mothers pussy

This isn't SO BAD, since you'd expect that lesbians are going to bring out a lot of pervs...but sometimes it's really strange, like I'll do a search for "cookie monster" and it'll return something like "man in monster suit fucks chick with cookie dough".

God...damn...