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Denver_Bronco
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« on: March 20, 2006, 03:36:33 pm »
Q: What goes "fi-fi-fi-fo-fi-fi-fo"?

A: a black woman giving out her phone number.
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What can Brown do for us?

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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2006, 04:00:12 pm »
Terrible.
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2006, 04:19:54 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2006, 04:29:13 pm »
The way I heard this joke, which was about 10 years ago, was:

What is "Fee Fye Foe Fee Fye Foe Fee"?
...and the answer was: Mike Tyson's phone number.
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2006, 04:30:01 pm »
Heh, I like that better.
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2006, 07:48:40 pm »
     I got a better one.

     A penguin is driving down the road and while driving his car breaks down.  So, the penguin gets his car towed to the mechanic shop.  At the mechanic shop, the mechanic says: "It'll take about an hour to look at."  So, to kill some time the penguin goes across the street to the 7/11 and buys some vanilla ice cream.  Since the penguin doesn't have any hands he gets the ice cream all over his beak.  So, the penguin finally heads back to the mechanic shop, he walks in and the mechanic says: "Well, looks like you blew a seal."  Then the penguin says: "Oh no, that's just some ice cream on my beak."

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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YoFuggedaboutit
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2006, 10:15:02 pm »
How come Cuba doesn't have any swimming pools?

Because all the Cubans who can swim are over here. 


What is the Cuban National Anthem?

"Row row row your boat"
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