I can only imagine the amount of money you put on the Jets tonight, JTex. Either that or you're working on joining the WWE as a heel. It's barely even fun anymore the way you try to work people into a frenzy. I do, however, agree with you about Porter. The "team is owned by...Williams" and "idiot CB...stupid" was funny. Otherwise, I expect a better effort.
I know, I used to think that JTex was better than this...I guess I just give him way too much credit, because even if I wasn't a Dolphins' fan, this rant would make absolutely no sense. As a matter of fact, even if I was anti-'Phins (and, to be honest, I have a hard time wrapping my mind around the concept, but still...trying to be imaginative here), I still don't know what I would be upset about regarding the Dolphins, and particularly their offense's performance, last night, besides the fact that they won.
This was so lame. The incredible ridiculousness of it all did at least get a chuckle out of me, though, I'll give him that.

Really not your best work, here. This was actually one of the lamest rants I've ever read.
See above...completely agreed.