Bills have 55 reasons to hate the Dolphins

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

A radio program in Buffalo did there list of the 55 top reason to hate the Dolphins....

55 Reasons to HATE the Miami Dolphins:

1) Dolphins Fight Song
2) T-Pain's updated fight song
3) Don Shula
4) Don Shula Competition Committee
5) The Streak - The 70's
6) Bryan Cox
7) Dan Marino
Kid Marino Fan Slights Dan Fisher
9) Landshark knock off Corona
10) Surperstar Part Owners
11) JLo and Marc Antony's Music
12) Pastel Orange and Foam Green
13) Cold complainers
14) Will Smith's Getting Jiggy in Miami
15) Dolphins Fans in Buffalo
16) Dolphins fans calling themselves "Dolphans"
17) Dave Wannstedt's Mustache
18) Taking Norwood's story and making it Miami's pain in Ace Ventura
19) Jimmie Johnson stomping on Flutie Flakes
20) 'Dolphans' showering themselves with Flutie Flakes after scores at Joe B.'s first game
21) Miami columnists ripping Buffalo for being cold
22) Travis Henry halfback pass loss
23) Losman, Mularkey blowing a 21 point lead
24) Warm Christmas
25) Dan Marino's stupid Isotoners commercials
26) Their overrated crowd
27) Thurman Thomas playing for the Dolphins, and beating the Bills
28) Pat Toomay bumping a referee
29) Because I'm supposed to
30) Dan Marino working with Shannon Sharpe on NFL Today on CBS
31) Because Dan Marino & Don Shula are in those weight loss commercials
32) LeBron James
33) Jimmie Johnson's hair
34) Orange Bowl
35) Flipper the Mascot flipping footballs through a stupid field goal post.
36) The University of Miami
37) Wildcat
38) Ricky Williams leaving football for the non-medicinal use of illegal substances
39) Palm Trees
40) Mercury Morris' crazy rants
41) For not going 0-16
42) Bill Parcells
43) Orange third jerseys, quite possibly the worst football jersey ever
44) Dolphin Denny
45) Gloria Estefan
46) Undefeated Season
47) Helmet logo "How does a dolphin wear a helmet with a chin strap? Dolphins don't even have chins!"
48) No state taxes
49) The hanging chad fiasco
50) Louis Oliver 103-yd INT for TD
51) Garo Yepremian pass in Super Bowl
52) Because they made Hootie cry
53) Larry Csonka's Northern Alaska
54) Orande Gadsden flexing after TD during 62-7 loss to Jacksonville in the playoffs
55) Dudes in Speedos

[badger6]

9) Landshark knock off Corona - That shit sucks. Give all the remaining stock to Sammie Smith.
25) Dan Marino's stupid Isotoners commercials - Make as much as you can..........
31) Because Dan Marino & Don Shula are in those weight loss commercials - Can't blame old guys for making money
37) Wildcat - Might work better with Thigpen, maybe not. Who knows
38) Ricky Williams leaving football for the non-medicinal use of illegal substances - Err, I'd rather have Ricky than Ronnie as of today!!! Pot is cool, just like Makers Mark is..........
46) Undefeated Season - At least we have something to be happy about, don't we
50) Louis Oliver 103-yd INT for TD. - And I liked Jarvis Williams too.................
56) I need more drinks, bwahahahahahahah

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

25) Dan Marino's stupid Isotoners commercials - Make as much as you can..........

I always thought those were the stupidest commercials of all times.  Who gives a fuck what winter gloves a guy in Miami wears?  I want the gloves endorsed by the quarterback of the Greenbay Packers or the Chicago Bears.

Next he gonna tell me what brand of tire chains to get.  Or maybe Sarah Palin can do a commercial for air conditioners.  Yeah, I really give shit what an Alaskan thinks is a quality air conditioner. 

And I got them as gift one year.  Shitty ass gloves.  Okay in the fall or spring when it was just cool enough to need gloves but when it wasn't actually cold.   Basically okay gloves for southern Florida...but useless for a real winter. 

[badger6]

I always thought those were the stupidest commercials of all times.  Who gives a fuck what winter gloves a guy in Miami wears?  I want the gloves endorsed by the quarterback of the Greenbay Packers or the Chicago Bears.

Next he gonna tell me what brand of tire chains to get.  Or maybe Sarah Palin can do a commercial for air conditioners.  Yeah, I really give shit what an Alaskan thinks is a quality air conditioner. 

And I got them as gift one year.  Shitty ass gloves.  Okay in the fall or spring when it was just cool enough to need gloves but when it wasn't actually cold.   Basically okay gloves for southern Florida...but useless for a real winter. 

But my point is that Mr. Marino probably made a couple millions on that contract. Would you turn it down Not me.................

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

But my point is that Mr. Marino probably made a couple millions on that contract. Would you turn it down Not me.................

No, I don't blame marino for taking the money.

But the folks at Isotoner are complete morons.  What idiot at the glove company thought, "hey lets go get a spokesman from a place wear nobody ever wears gloves"?   

[Sunstroke]

Sorry for the sidetrack, but...

But the folks at Isotoner are complete morons.  What idiot at the glove company thought, "hey lets go get a spokesman from a place wear nobody ever wears gloves"? 

That same idiot is now apparently writing commercial spots for the US Postal Service...specifically the one commercial for their "Flat Rate Shipping," where the three USPS workers are on stage addressing a company, explaining to them how efficient their business can be if they use Flat Rate Shipping. It takes them approximately 25 words to explain the service, with each person saying 8-10 words each.

Thank you very much for that lesson in efficiency... Pray tell, how is the US Postal Service doing these days?

[BigDaddyFin]

how about the following I didn't see on that list?

1.  4 straight superbowl losses.
2.  Not winning a league championship since before the merger.
3.  Going 0-20 against the dolphins, literally a decade of competition.  Still an NFL record for one team defeating another.
4.  Not living in a pathetic excuse for a city that is run down, decrepid like used Depends
5.  Not having uniforms that look like the Jets and Titans jerseys fucked.
6.  Not having one of the stupidest animals in history stuck on your helmet
7.  The dolphins crap in the water and the buffalos drink it.
8.  No one will ever use the term "dolphin chips"

[badger6]

No, I don't blame marino for taking the money.

But the folks at Isotoner are complete morons.  What idiot at the glove company thought, "hey lets go get a spokesman from a place wear nobody ever wears gloves"?   

Did they make or  lose money on that 

[TonyB0D]

this list was actually great!!  hilarious