So they like the footballs soft and the field hard. If there was a way to pump up the field or put something on it to make it "hard" so its never soft again these cheaters will stay up 3 straight days and nights trying to figure it out.
Whoever NE plays next at home I hope the visiting team has a small army ready to inspect the field conditions 2-3 hours before kickoff to make sure these wack-jobs didn't put something on it or break some rule to change field conditions to their liking. Hell they will probably put dry cement mix down in hopes that it rains.
This is exactly why the Pats make me hate them. It's never their fault, it's the field! It's the refs! It's always something unless they're winning. They are good enough to not be like that, but they still need to cheat, or complain, or whine....etc., etc., etc.