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MaineDolFan
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« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2006, 11:54:12 am »
Quote from: sugarbush on March 09, 2006, 10:35:01 am
Oh, hell no. I'm not getting married. Nor am I engaged.
Let me work on getting laid first.

How far away do you live from Maine?
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« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2006, 11:55:02 am »
Quote from: MaineDolFan on March 09, 2006, 11:54:12 am
How far away do you live from Maine?
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LMFAO !
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« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2006, 11:55:29 am »
Quote from: Denver_Bronco on March 09, 2006, 11:52:16 am
I second that..

I third that.
A Best Friend / Girlfriend trio is a one of a kind lifetime experience.

If you can't pull it off Househead I will officially lose all respect for you
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« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2006, 12:15:04 pm »
Quote from: Househead on March 09, 2006, 11:48:55 am
My girlfriend is her best friend. Don't think thats gonna happen.

Hook a nigga up Househead. My wife barely knows your girlfriend.
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« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2006, 01:18:27 pm »
I went to high school with Househead's GF
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« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2006, 01:35:37 pm »
Angie has a sweet poopper and she is a freak in the making.
Househead is a lucky man.
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It's DOO DOO baby!!
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2006, 01:36:04 pm »
Quote from: sugarbush on March 09, 2006, 01:35:37 pm
Angie has a sweet poopper and she is a freak in the making.
Househead is a lucky man.

Word!
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« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2006, 06:18:52 pm »
So who's getting married then?  I know a few good cops/strippers that can introduce her and all you ladies to the State of Florida's "PENAL CODE"
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« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2006, 08:58:27 pm »
Quote from: sugarbush on March 09, 2006, 01:35:37 pm
Angie has a sweet poopper and she is a freak in the making.
Househead is a lucky man.

There is something highly erotic to a girl refering to the other region as the "pooper."
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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2006, 10:12:12 am »
Quote from: Sunstroke on March 09, 2006, 10:55:27 am
Are you female?

Are you breathing?

Are you under 300 lbs?

Congratulations...you can get laid any time your heart (or other regions) desire.  Grin
I would actually put that number at 200.  I think it would be pretty difficult for a 250lb girl to get laid, unless she's picking up vagabonds off the street.

But then again, I've never been a 250lb girl.
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It's DOO DOO baby!!
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2006, 12:13:00 pm »
There's some good pussy under this gut!
 
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« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2006, 01:15:28 pm »
Quote from: GUATARICCAN on March 10, 2006, 12:13:00 pm
There's some good pussy under this gut!
 
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lol
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