Denver_Bronco vs. Predatory_Fins (Carnage)

[BeefStewert]

In the left corner we have Predatory_Fins, AKA Carnage.  He is a passionate Miami Dolphins fan who takes his love of the team to extremes.  He has been known to take sabbaticals from the TDMMC message board to get a grasp over Ricky Williams’s retirement news or to recover from a series of unfavorable posts.  He also feverishly defended TDMMC against poor reviews from the short-lived finsitesthatsuck website.  Patrick is a huge Star Wars fan that has 4 full size replica light sabers.  You never know what this unpredictable character will say or do next.

In the right corner we have Denver_Bronco - one of the most regular non-Dolphins fan posters on the TDMMC message board.  What he lacks in love for the Dolphins, he makes up for with moderately witty one-line jabs at other posters.  It is hard to believe what this guy says, so he may or may not be a coke-addicted, deadbeat dad facing incarceration.  Denver is best known for trying to incite angry discussions by starting threads claiming silly things like, Dan Marino is overrated and The Dolphins won't get over the hump next year.  He was also once the proud holder of a gay male figure skater picture on his signature (funniest on the board).

The problem is that these two have been taking swings at each over a year and it is causing havoc in some threads - see the TDMMC famous quotes thread.  We've all seen these two go at it.  However, neither has clearly demonstrated that they have won the fight (no knockouts yet).  I say the fight is over and it is time for the judges to step in.  We've all seen them go at it for the past year and we all have opinions as to which has put up a better fight.  Now is your turn to express your opinion and vote in the poll that I hope an administrator will add.  Who do you think has won this war of words? 

Denver, Predatory_Fins - this is not a poop bet or a request to leave the board.  You both contribute well.  However, this is a request that you two cease your name calling in other threads.  Feel free to attack each other here. 

[Predatory_Fins]

whos denver_bronco? 

[YoFuggedaboutit]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this had me laughing so hard, I was crying.  Now introducing our referee for the event..... Mills Lane!!!!!



Seriously.  Can whoever locked the TDMMC Famous Quotes thread unlock it and just clean out all the Denver-Carnage ranting or move it here?

[Brian Fein]

Seriously.  Can whoever locked the TDMMC Famous Quotes thread unlock it and just clean out all the Denver-Carnage ranting or move it here?

No.

[Denver_Bronco]

whos denver_bronco? 

Your daddy.

[Predatory_Fins]

Your daddy.

I love you

can't we just kiss and make up?  I know you want to

[BeefStewert]

I love you

can't we just kiss and make up?  I know you want to

You aren't going to win by acting gay.

[Predatory_Fins]

who said I'm trying to win? What  do I get for winning, a bag of potato chips? a trophy? 2 dollars worth of gas? Respect of people I don't know online?  Please if he wants to "win" let the special little fellow win.

[BeefStewert]

I was hoping that if you "won" this that you wouldn't feel the need to attack Denver over trivial stuff anymore.  It's amazing how many topics have completely detoured because of your jabs at each other. 

But if a bag of potato chips or $2 is all I need to give you to stop, please send me your mailing address and I'll gladly pay that. 

[Brian Fein]

I was hoping that if you "won" this that you wouldn't feel the need to attack Denver over trivial stuff anymore.  It's amazing how many topics have completely detoured because of your jabs at each other. 

But if a bag of potato chips or $2 is all I need to give you to stop, please send me your mailing address and I'll gladly pay that. 

Awesome...

Thank you!

[Predatory_Fins]

I was hoping that if you "won" this that you wouldn't feel the need to attack Denver over trivial stuff anymore.  It's amazing how many topics have completely detoured because of your jabs at each other. 

But if a bag of potato chips or $2 is all I need to give you to stop, please send me your mailing address and I'll gladly pay that. 

I don't think its a contest per se, but more or less two similar personalities clashing is all it really is. 

[BeefStewert]

I don't think its a contest per se, but more or less two similar personalities clashing is all it really is. 

Exactly!  This isn't a contest.  It is the other members of the board showing you two how we feel about your clashing.  If you haven't noticed by the poll, a huge majority of the voters either don't care about your attacks or just want you to stop.  Either way, the votes show that the bickering between you two adds no value to the message board.