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jtex316
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« on: May 15, 2006, 04:07:55 pm »

Hey everyone, I've just totally figured out what happens when you die.

In the year 3420, the United Federation of Planets will allow the revival / purgatory for the deceased.  DNA samples gathered from thousands of years of government data on people will be activated, and everyone who had physically died will be moved into a fully-functional, always expanding encarceration-style chamber, like in the Ghostbusters movie. 

In essenece, you will live forever, and when you physically die, you will wake up again seemingly in the next second in this government regulated environment. 

This will come from an idea in 2704 to revive and store every human who's ever lived on Planet Earth.  This super-program will have 1,000,000 Googleplexes of memory capacity, and an infite lifespan.
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2006, 04:14:53 pm »

church of jtex?
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jtex316
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2006, 04:19:11 pm »

I can't stop thinking about what a good idea this is!

In the future in about 1,000 years, this very post will be archived.  I will be known as "the genius", for this brilliant idea and concept.  The entire concept of life and death as we know it will be shifted inter-dimensionally.
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