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 41 
 on: March 09, 2026, 11:49:54 am 
Started by CF DolFan - Last post by Downunder Dolphan
Ps. I think most agree we won the trade shipping his ass out with Ramsey to the Steelers for Minkah in return.

Well, maybe for one year.

 42 
 on: March 09, 2026, 11:42:06 am 
Started by CF DolFan - Last post by Downunder Dolphan
$33M of dead cap poison from Tua's contract is going to drift in to 2027 (let alone anything else).  

We are seriously fucked for at least three years. Think about that.

Playing pass the parcel in a Belfast pub just ended in Miami tonight, and it blew up.

 43 
 on: March 09, 2026, 11:38:24 am 
Started by CF DolFan - Last post by MyGodWearsAHoodie
Oh shit, Minkah's now been traded to the Jets.

https://phinphanatic.com/dolphins-trade-minkah-fitzpatrick-again-jon-eric-sullivan-continues-roster-purge

This has really become a slash and burn exercise. There is little to no leadership players leading into 2026. Expect the worst.


And you are getting a whopping 2026 7th round pick.  The Jets have two -- no word on whether it is the one Tenn or Buf.

 44 
 on: March 09, 2026, 11:30:38 am 
Started by CF DolFan - Last post by Downunder Dolphan
thus ending what is quite possibly the dumbest series of front office decisions in the history of football

tanking for tua...wasted draft pick... and then doubling down with the worse contract extension ever...

Add the Minkah deals on top of that gigantic brown emoji


 45 
 on: March 09, 2026, 11:28:51 am 
Started by CF DolFan - Last post by Downunder Dolphan
Oh shit, Minkah's now been traded to the Jets.

https://phinphanatic.com/dolphins-trade-minkah-fitzpatrick-again-jon-eric-sullivan-continues-roster-purge

This has really become a slash and burn exercise. There is little to no leadership players leading into 2026. Expect the worst.

 46 
 on: March 09, 2026, 11:28:08 am 
Started by CF DolFan - Last post by kidDyn0mite

thus ending what is quite possibly the dumbest series of front office decisions in the history of football

tanking for tua...wasted draft pick... and then doubling down with the worse contract extension ever...

 47 
 on: March 09, 2026, 11:09:46 am 
Started by CF DolFan - Last post by MyGodWearsAHoodie
Tom Grossi's take. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh3OPcjn-qM

 48 
 on: March 09, 2026, 11:03:21 am 
Started by raptorsfan29 - Last post by Downunder Dolphan
I've been building up to this (I know, it's probably not worth it), I'm taking the Michael Holding run up off the boundary rope (anyone who doesn't understand Cricket won't get the reference, but those who do will smile and nod)

Dishonorable mentions... there has to be a few.

James Daniels (or three snaps as he will forever be known in Fins folklore)

It seems a little harsh mentioning Tyreek after suffering a horrible injury, but after his previous Shame of the Year performance, this year was proving to be equally as underwhelming right up to the injury (not to mention the pre-season incidents, and wanting to punch out our head coach). After we cut him. I hope Tyreek gets back to his ultimate goals... lots of online gaming, and realizing unhealthy fantasies with plus size models.



There cannot be a non mention of Jonah Savaiinaea, who was at the rock bottom of most statistical lists for his role as a rookie, specifially OL this year. Despite trading up for this "talent" he was rock bottom for for most, if not all of it. To quote a classic line from the movie Up The Creek:



But that's just a mere entree for the real contenders for the Shame of 2025. Which are all interlinked to their ultimate end together. The unholy trinity of McDaniel, Tua, and Grier.

McDaniel... the least of the three, but that's not saying much. He's earned enough shame nominations from me. He hasn't learned anything. Over the past three years he can't get the plays in quickly enough (and I think he will struggle with the Chargers with that as well). Good luck to him, but I think he's more of a behind the scene design guy than a full pressure come up with something on the fly one... or dealing with alpha males who choose to do their own thing (which are the majority of NFL jocks). When the in-house leaders of this team were let go, he couldn't control the inmates wanting to run the asylum. Oh, and the behind the doors campaign to pay Tua... doesn't look so good right now.

Tua... well you got paid, you got fat before the Pro Bowl and looked like rubbish, took Ozempic, got hit in the head a few times and thought it was OK... until it wasn't. I want to have sympathy for Tua and yet I don't. He's unfit. He sucked.

Right from the moment he worked on his body postseason. The very top professional AFL players here in Australia earn about 1/20th of what Tua does, and the rest a whole lot less. During their last summer preseason breaks (over Xmas here in Australia), they look like this, close enough to zero skin folds and six packs. They actually give a shit about how they show up first day of training, and their condition during the postseason break.




  
Meanwhile, last offseaon Tua was working on a very different body shape:



Really? I'm twice your age, not a professional athlete, not getting paid a fraction of what you're getting, and that is my body.

If Tua could make the throws he could in 2023, some of us could look past that... but no, if not for being benched (and Geno Smith), he would possibly be statistically the worst in the league in 2025.    



But in the immortal words of Highlander... there can be only one.

Chris Grier has to be it. This is the year we truly get how badly he has fucked us over a number of years, leading up to this realization. Our cap is a toxic mess. Our list is gutted. Our next GM and coach barely has a chance to survive this.

After Tua's cut is added, this has to be close to a record of dead money any team has carried into a season. Almost all of those first, second and third round picks during the rebuild have now been written off or gone elsewhere. What a waste of an opportunity. This team is going to take years to be relevant again... and probably long after Ross is dead after bankrolling this disaster.  

 49 
 on: March 09, 2026, 09:40:00 am 
Started by CF DolFan - Last post by Downunder Dolphan
If there is any truth to the unconfirmed rumor that Tua has an injury clause payout in his contract (to the tune of $20M), then we have to seriously consider that he is borderline un-tradeable.

With the news today that he's been cut... he was genuinely un-tradable. As anyone with a clue knew before the end of least season.

 50 
 on: March 09, 2026, 09:34:33 am 
Started by CF DolFan - Last post by Downunder Dolphan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wYIUK7Mr0U

Tua just got cut. That's a massive dent now to our salary cap before we sign anyone. Regardless if it's officially pre-June 1st or post that.

Stephen Ross... you're such a financial genius making a truckload of cash in your non-NFL related businesses. How is this team so fucked up?

How do you have such a clown as a GM (and others as cap managers) to wind up with a team with so much dead money and so little talent on the list?

We just wound up with a guaranteed $99M guaranteed cap hit, for a dude who may play on another team (unless he sucks so much he isn't good enough). Either way, are you proud of that?  

We are literally looking at a financial Armageddon and a waste of a bounty of high draft picks engineered by the previous GM for the benefit of... absolutely nothing.  

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