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dolphins4life
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« on: December 24, 2019, 12:14:18 am »
The following videotape was found in the Seahawks office today.  The NFL was investigating it for suspicious activity, but it turned out to be nothing.  Here's what it was of:

Pete Carroll:  Hey, Marshawn! Great to have you back!  You know we are going to playoffs?  And if we win on Sunday Night, we will win our division and get a bye.

Marshawn Lynch:  Great to be back, Pete, but this time, if we're in the Super Bowl and one yard away from the winning score, GIVE ME THE BALL!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2019, 07:36:33 am »
smh, just change your name to Captain Hindsight, it's all you ever talk about.
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2019, 08:25:43 am »
He's way beyond Captain. What's above Captain? General?
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2019, 08:38:10 am »
Quote from: Pappy13 on December 24, 2019, 08:25:43 am
He's way beyond Captain. What's above Captain? General?

Depends,,,

Army - Major
Navy - Admiral
Fire/police  - Chief
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2019, 12:21:10 am »
Well, they were going to give him the ball, but they got called for a delay of game.

Actually, they would have probably play-faked it in that situation
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2019, 08:37:12 am »
Pete Carrol: Never mind then, I need a running back not  offensive coordinator.  You are good in space, but you suck in short distance power runs.  In 2015, I gave you 5 opportunities to rush for a TD from the 1 yard line and 80% of the time you failed to deliver.  You want to come back as a running back or not? 
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2019, 12:59:29 pm »
Quote from: MyGodWearsAHoodie on December 30, 2019, 08:37:12 am
Pete Carrol: Never mind then, I need a running back not  offensive coordinator.  You are good in space, but you suck in short distance power runs.  In 2015, I gave you 5 opportunities to rush for a TD from the 1 yard line and 80% of the time you failed to deliver.  You want to come back as a running back or not? 

Beast Mode said he did come back because of unfinished business.

I personally agreed with the decision to pass in the Super Bowl, I just didn't like the play call. 

Try a play action, and roll Wilson out.
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2019, 01:17:35 pm »
Quote from: dolphins4life on December 30, 2019, 12:59:29 pm
Beast Mode said he did come back because of unfinished business.

I personally agreed with the decision to pass in the Super Bowl, I just didn't like the play call. 

Try a play action, and roll Wilson out.

Unfinished business = superbowl win.

If Pete Carroll agreed to allow Lynch to dictate play selection as a part of his return, PC should be fired. 
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2019, 01:25:05 pm »
Quote from: MyGodWearsAHoodie on December 30, 2019, 01:17:35 pm
Unfinished business = superbowl win.

If Pete Carroll agreed to allow Lynch to dictate play selection as a part of his return, PC should be fired. 

You do know that this thread was intended to be a joke, right?
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2019, 01:27:16 pm »
Quote from: dolphins4life on December 30, 2019, 01:25:05 pm
You do know that this thread was intended to be a joke, right?

Actually it was intended as a troll.
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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2019, 02:49:30 pm »
Quote from: dolphins4life on December 30, 2019, 01:25:05 pm
You do know that this thread was intended to be a joke, right?

Not sure if all of your threads are "intended" to be a joke.  But all of them most definitely are. 
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