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Spider-Dan
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« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2023, 12:03:02 pm »
As I mentioned previously a few times, when I had food poisoning the bidet was a lifesaver.
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Fau Teixeira
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« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2023, 09:08:12 am »
My parents live in Portugal and in bidets are ubiquitous there. A bathroom without a bidet is an exception. When they were visiting here, my dad kept commenting on the lack of bidets everywhere and how uncivilized it is.
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« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2023, 01:46:37 pm »
Three pages on bidets. You can't make this shit up.
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« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2023, 07:17:24 pm »
Quote from: Phishfan on February 23, 2023, 01:46:37 pm
Three pages on bidets. You can't make this shit up.

Got to clean this shit up.
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« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2023, 10:16:10 pm »

^^^ & ^^^

The official description line that Spider posted from the manufacturer that reads: "Adjust the pressure from gentle butt spritz to power wash"  still makes me laugh every time I see this thread.  Grin
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