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« on: February 08, 2023, 06:35:43 pm »

What's the difference between Trump and Biden?

Trump shot down a horrible terrorist in this world.  Biden shot down a stupid hot air balloon.
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2023, 06:52:04 pm »

What's the difference between Trump and Biden?

Trump shot down the number one terrorist in the world. 

Who?
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2023, 07:20:16 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2023, 07:35:31 pm »

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He never even make the top 10 most wanted terrorist.  It is good he is dead but Ayman al-Zawahiri was way more significant.   
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2023, 07:44:56 pm »

Okay, I edited it.  Are you happy now?
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2023, 03:03:55 pm »

And Obama killed bin laden .. so he wins the prize.
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2023, 01:01:49 pm »

What's the difference between Trump and Biden?

Trump shot down a horrible terrorist in this world.  Biden shot down a stupid hot air balloon.
Maybe you should have said that Biden shot down a stupid hot air balloon and Trump is just a stupid balloon full of hot air. Now THAT would have been funny. LOL
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2023, 04:24:51 pm »

Maybe you should have said that Biden shot down a stupid hot air balloon and Trump is just a stupid balloon full of hot air. Now THAT would have been funny. LOL

But it wouldn't have been true.

I mean, maybe you are rich, but Biden is destroying working middle class Americans like myself.

Trump made this country great.  That's the facts.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2023, 04:40:51 pm »

But it wouldn't have been true.

I mean, maybe you are rich, but Biden is destroying working middle class Americans like myself.

Trump made this country great.  That's the facts.
Nah man. My wages have increased faster under Old Joe since any Prez I’ve worked under going back to Dubya.

Joe Biden’s economy is dope even with inflation I’d never pictured myself making what I do under this dude. I make 10 more dollars an hour than I did under Mafioso Trump
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2023, 04:43:50 pm »

Nah man. My wages have increased faster under Old Joe since any Prez I’ve worked under going back to Dubya.

Joe Biden’s economy is dope even with inflation I’d never pictured myself making what I do under this dude. I make 10 more dollars an hour than I did under Mafioso Trump

Yes, but he also raised the prices of everything and crashed everybody's 401ks.
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2023, 02:33:08 am »

Yes, but he also raised the prices of everything and crashed everybody's 401ks.

401ks are a scam anyway. I’ll be dead or sick before I can enjoy it. What’s the point? We as males average 73 years ( and that’s decreasing ) so we work until our mid 60s, for what?
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2023, 07:42:58 am »

Stuff like the price of eggs really bugs me.

Bird flu killed about 6% of egg laying chickens nationwide, in a response to this egg prices increased over 200%

This isn't government pushing prices higher. This is capitalism seeing an excuse and trying to maximize profits.

Unfettered crony capitalism is what is driving up prices. Facts are facts.
We live in an oligarchy, not a democracy.
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2023, 11:38:34 am »

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crashed everybody's 401ks.

S&P 500 on the day Biden was elected 3269.96
S&P close yesterday 4090.46.

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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2023, 03:04:03 pm »

Stuff like the price of eggs really bugs me.

Bird flu killed about 6% of egg laying chickens nationwide, in a response to this egg prices increased over 200%

This isn't government pushing prices higher. This is capitalism seeing an excuse and trying to maximize profits.

Unfettered crony capitalism is what is driving up prices. Facts are facts.
We live in an oligarchy, not a democracy.
I've got egg laying chickens. Us and thousands of other "back yard" chicken owners' hens (from Facebook groups) have quit laying eggs this year when it hasn't happened in the past. Everyone in our area that we spoke to as well.  It was really weird. We changed their feed and it has helped almost immediately just as it did for others. They stopped laying for over a month but I think it took 3 days after the feed change to get eggs going again. this just coin incidentally happens when bird flu mysteriously hits and eggs are at their highest? Something is going on and it isn't just a coincidence.
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2023, 03:11:42 pm »

I've got egg laying chickens. Us and thousands of other "back yard" chicken owners' hens (from Facebook groups) have quit laying eggs this year when it hasn't happened in the past. Everyone in our area that we spoke to as well.  It was really weird. We changed their feed and it has helped almost immediately just as it did for others. They stopped laying for over a month but I think it took 3 days after the feed change to get eggs going again. This just coincidentally happens when bird flu mysteriously hits and eggs are at their highest? Something is going on and it isn't just a coincidence ... and it isn't some damn wild reaching conspiracy theory because I've seen it first hand.

Purina and DuMor are the largest manufacturers of feed and are owned by Land of Lakes. Who owns Land of Lakes but the largest egg producers in the world. Seems a bit too easy doesn't it.

"The egg shortage has enabled record quarterly profits and sales at Cal-Maine Foods (CALM), the largest producer and distributor of eggs in the United States. The company produces brands such as Farmhouse Eggs, Sunups, Sunny Meadow, Egg-Land’s Best and Land O’ Lakes eggs" - CNN

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/13/business/egg-prices-cal-maine-foods/index.html
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