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« on: January 17, 2006, 09:52:09 am »
Has anyone else come down with the stomach virus? My tummy hurt and I pooped black...Anyone else with simular symptoms?
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2006, 10:19:39 am »
Yeah dude, i had the same thing saturday. Everything i ate i just wound up getting a stomach ache, then shortly afterward i dropped bombs. Not diarhea though, just big meatloaf turds.
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2006, 10:31:46 am »
Poopin' black?  That's a symptom of a bleeding ulcer.

From Web-MD:

The symptoms of an ulcer include:

Burning upper abdominal pain, particularly between meals, early in the morning, or after drinking orange juice, coffee, or alcohol, or taking aspirin; discomfort is usually relieved after taking antacids.
Tarry, black, or bloody stools.
Bloating.
Heartburn.
Nausea or vomiting
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2006, 10:38:22 am »
I don't have pain between those things but I did have this colored poop for the weekend...I'm glad to announce that my poop is back to being normal color.
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2006, 10:44:34 am »
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I don't have pain between those things but I did have this colored poop for the weekend...I'm glad to announce that my poop is back to being normal color.
Is it like Kingsford coal black or Wesley Snipes black ?
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2006, 11:20:27 am »
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FYI - WebMD is the worst web site ever invented.


I only used it to confirm that black feces was symptomatic of ulcers.  I've had ulcers myself, but never had black stool.  
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2006, 12:29:07 pm »
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Is it like Kingsford coal black or Wesley Snipes black ?



HAHA! That just floored me!
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2006, 12:31:34 pm »
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Type in "eye twitch" and it'll bring up things like tumors and signs of MS.  It freaks people out.  I'm not big on self diagnosis, you know?


I agree.  I never use the web site to self diagnose when I'm sick.  I go to a doctor, or gut it out if it's nothing.  The web site is a hypochondriac's wet dream, for sure.
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2006, 12:32:15 pm »
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Is it like Kingsford coal black or Wesley Snipes black ?


Is there a difference?
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2006, 02:08:01 pm »
Have you taken Pepto Bismol?  That can turn your tongue and shit black.
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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2006, 02:15:02 pm »
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Have you taken Pepto Bismol?  That can turn your tongue and shit black.


Pepto creates small tears in your stomach, which makes you bleed small amounts.  This is why you might have black in your feces.  Not sure if people know that.  Pepto should be used only when really needed.
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