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« on: November 20, 2011, 10:46:35 am »
You Dolphins fans never cease to amaze me. You went 0-7, won 2 games against shitty teams, and you're talking playoffs?

Even Yogi Bera thinks you're crazy - it's OVER. You will NOT win 9 straight, you will NOT make the playoffs, and you will win a few more games so that you will draft another shitty kick-returner and his family so that you can go 5-11 again next season as well.
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2011, 10:55:28 am »
Don't lump us all together just because a few people are delusional.
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2011, 11:46:56 am »
First thing I thought when I saw the thread title was DUH!

Jtex jtex jtex...Do you really think anyone actually honestly believes that shot in the dark scenario will actually happen? If so, then you are dumber than you are accusing us of being.
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2011, 12:04:53 pm »
Who said they will make the playoffs?  Please post the quotes.

In other news - the sky is blue and the sun is hot.  Film at eleven.

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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2011, 12:38:20 pm »
No shit smart guy.  If MIA can run the table, they still aren't making the playoffs.  Even I'm not that optimistic.
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2011, 12:46:25 pm »
How is such an obvious troll allowed to be a moderator?Huh -EK
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2011, 12:49:45 pm »
Quote from: Brian Fein on November 20, 2011, 12:04:53 pm
Who said they will make the playoffs?  Please post the quotes.

In other news - the sky is blue and the sun is hot.  Film at eleven.

Roll Eyes

You forgot water is wet.
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2011, 01:39:18 pm »
Quote from: Brian Fein on November 20, 2011, 12:04:53 pm
Who said they will make the playoffs?  Please post the quotes.


I think the only person who was even discussing the possiblity was not a Dolphin fan, but a resident New England Patriots  troll who will remain nameless. 

That was in thread mentioning that the Colts at 0-10 could make the playoffs. 

9-7 gives the Dolphins a shot at the playoffs, but given the Dolphins conf record I doubt it would be enough. 

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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2011, 02:01:07 pm »
Update it the dolphins do go 9-0 for the remainder of the season they only have about a 1 in 4 chance of making the playoffs.

http://playoffstatus.com/nfl/dolphinswhatif.html
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2011, 04:19:03 pm »
Quote from: EKnight on November 20, 2011, 12:46:25 pm
How is such an obvious troll allowed to be a moderator?Huh -EK

This is the anti-fins section.  He excels at being anti-fin. 
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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2011, 07:11:51 pm »
Somebody is getting cranky now that his 0-16 prediction isn't looking quite so amazing. Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2011, 07:56:43 pm »
Drive By Joe. That's my new nickname for him the way he makes posts then disappears. lol
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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2011, 08:03:32 pm »
Let me just say, without equivocation, that the Miami Dolphins will not be making the playoffs.  This winning streak will only serve to make sure that Miami will miss its chance at Luck, Landry, or Barkley.  That is all.
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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2011, 12:17:57 am »
Who said anything about going to the playoffs?  I said hey let's run the table.  Even if they finish 9-7, barring a collapse of monumental proportions by Patriots and some tiebreaker where we win the division, 9-7 isn't going to get you in, especially with losses to Denver and San Diego already on the table.

Take it easy JTex.  I mean if the Giants losing to Philly is getting you down, I'd be more than happy to give you a hug. Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2011, 01:59:21 am »
The players now realize that they are auditioning for the next regime and are starting to come together as a team.  It's nice to see the Dolphins pick up back to back home wins for the first time in two years. 

I'm still convinced that this is too little, too late.  I'm also convinced that Sparano and Ireland are lame ducks.  However, Daboll's case to be kept around is getting stronger every week.
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