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Sunstroke
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Stop your bloodclot cryin'!


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« Reply #75 on: March 20, 2008, 05:39:30 pm »


Dolphins cheerleaders
Aqua and Orange hotness
How 'bout a mercy fuck?

Ready for the draft,
Chris Long, Jake Long or Other
Dolphins live again





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"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!"
~Long Duk Dong
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first dolphin game attended 11/6/66 bills29 fins 0


« Reply #76 on: March 20, 2008, 07:54:44 pm »

Superbowl choke job.
Manning"s Giants find a way,
Pats eat shit and die.
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A loyal fan of the 'fins since the time of Joe Auer, Dick Wood, and Wahoo McDaniel.
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THE ASSCLOWN AWARD


« Reply #77 on: March 25, 2008, 03:32:50 am »

It's quite nice to be
the only 4life on here
once again you see
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« Reply #78 on: April 21, 2008, 02:17:43 am »

Draft day is at hand
It feels like Christmas Eve
Please no lumps of coal

Dolphins on the clock
Toona is in the war room
Jake Long is the guy

Get over B. Quinn
Now it's time to look ahead
In Toona we trust


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Bibamus, moriendum est

Sport is the other opiate of the masses

Four legs good, Two legs better
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« Reply #79 on: April 26, 2008, 02:25:14 am »

Anticipation
Looking Forward to Draft Day
Phins Drafted Early
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Bibamus, moriendum est

Sport is the other opiate of the masses

Four legs good, Two legs better
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« Reply #80 on: April 26, 2008, 01:21:59 pm »

Draft day has arrived
Tuna better make good picks
Or he will be fired

 Grin Grin Grin
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It's all about the U


« Reply #81 on: April 26, 2008, 08:02:10 pm »

Tuna calling shots
get it right this time Parcells
you fucking bastard


What? Phillip Merling
Brohm puppy eyes not working
for beck? time to hurl


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It's all about the U


« Reply #82 on: April 26, 2008, 08:12:28 pm »

Clayton Duper Don
Do not play defense, my friend
No running game too

 Angry

good point, I agree
one word: Olivadotti
Shula fucked up too
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« Reply #83 on: April 27, 2008, 03:41:23 am »

good point, I agree
one word: Olivadotti
Shula fucked up too

You can't build a team
Drafting every year like shit
Too many shitty picks

Quarterbacks alone
Can't win games all by themselves
At least we had a chance

Years have now gone by
Retread after retread there
Downhill all the time

We're at the bottom now
That tool Cam run out of town
Best move we ever made

That polished turd Beck
Will never cut the mustard
In spite of your pipe dreams

Thank God we got a guy
Who just might turn out to be
A starter in this league

We'll never have a team
Who can play with the big boys
With clowns leading us

If Henne doesn't work
We'll need to draft once again
Another next year

We hope to see one day
A player behind center
Who isn't just a schmuck

Many years have passed
Waiting for a winning team
And a quarterback





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I found it cheaper on the internet


« Reply #84 on: April 27, 2008, 04:04:36 am »

Chad Henne's our boy
Jake Long will watch his back-side
Merling kills Brady 
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making a dolfan out of all the ladies


« Reply #85 on: June 11, 2008, 04:15:18 pm »

miami is dead
watch some fat men play baseball
or boring camp blogs
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« Reply #86 on: June 12, 2008, 08:25:23 pm »

Better days we have seen
of an aqua and orange so mean
but still we are the only undeated team!!!!
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WHAAAAA???

chunkyb
« Reply #87 on: June 13, 2008, 12:27:04 am »

I hate Bill Parcells
Comes in here, thinks he's a god.
Just the next to fail.
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Sunstroke
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Stop your bloodclot cryin'!


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« Reply #88 on: June 13, 2008, 12:51:46 am »


All hail The Great Jake
Protector of tomorrow,
Sunday pancakes served.

Hurry up, Henne...
We'll succed when you succeed.
Armed for the future.


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watch me lose my mind, live and in full color.


« Reply #89 on: June 13, 2008, 02:04:46 am »

YOU THINK YOU'RE MARINO
RUN BLOCKING GIVES ME A HARD-ON.
I AM DAN MARINO
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Hey... what's in the bowl bitch?
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