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« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2011, 03:40:54 pm »

No wonder he can't throw the football. His hands are all stretched out....think about it.  Evil
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« Reply #46 on: October 27, 2011, 03:43:30 pm »

WOW   
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« Reply #47 on: October 27, 2011, 03:58:55 pm »

If QB talent = wins, Dan Marino would have 15 Super Bowl rings.
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« Reply #48 on: October 27, 2011, 04:08:23 pm »

WOW   

Yeah man, I'm not even an aficionado of the major league yabbos, but that is one tasty bit of fem-flesh there!

On a Tebow note, one of the "trending" terms right now is "#Tebowing." When one of my coworkers heard that term, he wrote

"Tried out #tebowing. Threw what I had in my hands and it dribbled 9 yards down the hallway, completely missing my target. Then I prayed."


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« Reply #49 on: October 27, 2011, 04:08:44 pm »

I will say one thing. The Denver Coaches aren't using him right. He's not supposed to be playing the QB position.

Better yet: He's not supposed to play the traditional QB position. He can take shotgun snaps and run draws all day long if that's what their offensive game plan is going to be. But if they need someone to throw the football, they better re-insert Kyle Orton into the lineup ASAP or 2 wins will be all they will get this season.

The "jump pass" bullshit doesn't work in the NFL unless you're playing against the Dolphins.
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« Reply #50 on: October 27, 2011, 04:16:24 pm »


And, for those who haven't already looked it up, "#Tebowing" is the act of taking a knee, putting your fist to forehead and praying...the classic Tim Tebow pose. This picture is me and 3 coworkers Tebowing in our office a couple of minutes ago.


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« Reply #51 on: October 27, 2011, 04:23:58 pm »

Sunstroke- too many haters here. If you don't post a pic of them together, no one will believe you. Even after I do, I'm sure some people will claim it's photoshopped.



I bet he still hasn't gotten any yet.  Evil
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« Reply #52 on: October 27, 2011, 05:24:27 pm »

^^^^ I hope not considering he's a huge supporter of abstinence.
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« Reply #53 on: October 27, 2011, 05:43:22 pm »

I'm changing my opinion on Tim Tebow. Any guy who gets a hottie like this is alright in my book!







No wonder this guy is always praying. He doesn't want his great life to end! lol
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« Reply #54 on: October 27, 2011, 06:59:22 pm »

I'm changing my opinion on Tim Tebow. Any guy who gets a hottie like this is alright in my book!




Holy Shit........that is all!!!!!





That is awesome.....nicely done!!!!!!
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« Reply #55 on: October 27, 2011, 07:27:33 pm »

I must say I'm quite happy that bikini pic has been re-posted on here so much.  It's quite nice to look at. Tongue
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« Reply #56 on: October 27, 2011, 07:30:28 pm »

And for your Tebowing pleasure...http://tebowing.com/
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« Reply #57 on: October 27, 2011, 07:44:31 pm »

^^^^

That is damn near epic!!!! Much better than the sites devoted to planking!!!!!!
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« Reply #58 on: October 27, 2011, 10:50:55 pm »

Sunstroke- too many haters here. If you don't post a pic of them together, no one will believe you. Even after I do, I'm sure some people will claim it's photoshopped.

Nah... With the exception of some newer members, most folks on this board know that if I post something up here that isn't opinion-based, it's either something I am certain is true, or that I've taken the time to verify. Too many years spent writing for people with zero tolerance for erroneous information, so double-checking things is my default setting.

I must say I'm quite happy that bikini pic has been re-posted on here so much.  It's quite nice to look at. Tongue

I'm all about keeping the mob happy... Grin

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« Reply #59 on: October 28, 2011, 01:14:41 am »

Guys, before you fall over yourselves wishing you were in Tebow's shoes:

Tebow is a virgin who steadfastly refuses to have premarital sex.

So unless you are fantasizing about having a deep, meaningful conversation with said female...  there doesn't seem to be much worth envying.

In my book, practicing abstinence with a girl like that around is like some cruel version of Tantalean torture.
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